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But it would be just as unfair to completely ignore the reality of the situation, since being "well-informed" obviously means staying on the bleeding edge of societal deviancy at all times.

For instance, did you know that right now the purest distillation of the existential horror that passes for boner fuel in Japan isn't found in their pornography, animated or otherwise?

Turns out it's in their game shows. I don't speak Japanese, so I won't pretend to be able to give you a precise play-by-play on what exactly happened there.

At least there's a sign in the background that lets us know that these women were trying to accomplish a "world record" of some sort.

Were they holding time trials for a new, shamefully gratuitous Paralympics event? Or maybe that tentacle fetish thing has finally come full circle and now they're cross-breeding women with actual squid?

HyperVocal I assume that mat was heavily treated with a mixture of Tinactin and Pam prior to the event. Since both women got to their feet for a post-race interview, we can probably assume they're actually not handicapped.

Apparently they were merely simulating two icebound paraplegics trying to evade a walrus attack. Sanitary concerns aside, winner and loser alike appear positively giddy afterward, despite having just engaged in an activity that seems more like a documentary on vaginal demon possession than any recognized sport.

At least the winner got a Guinness World Record out of the deal and was hired to star in the creepiest milk commercial of all time. That's more than we can say for the next group, unless there's some award for how quickly and effectively young women can make their parents sob uncontrollably while wondering where, exactly, things went so horribly wrong.

You're goddamn right it's sexy -- especially if your turn-ons include cellar-wall-mounted hitchhiker restraints and moth husbandry. What the winner of this apparent human-trafficking audition receives in terms of compensation is unclear, although an engraved, glitter-encrusted bronze speculum seems appropriate.

At least she'll surely be given a sizable bump in her starting bid once the next underground auction rolls around. Your inflammation can be easily treated with a daily regimen of antibiotics!

Japan is famous for its game shows that seem to be thinly disguised excuses for inflicting Geneva Conventions violation-level abuse on the contestants.

One would hope there's a decent reward to be had for participating in these shows -- either a cash prize or maybe the promise to release a family member from captivity.

But apparently there are a few shows where the players are willing to put themselves through the equivalent of a long weekend in Abu Ghraib with Liam Neeson's character from Taken for a whole lot less or more, depending on their level of social inadequacy : the chance to see some titties.

Let's begin with this offering , where some dudes attach clamps to their nose, nipples, and eyelids, then try to pull off ladies' bras. After several failures, one man finds the key to success is to secure clips to every available part of the head, to include the ears, nostrils, and lips, and is finally victorious in unleashing some boob.

While I don't want to imply that his fortitude was anything less than exemplary, it still should be pointed out that his efforts may have been assisted in no small amount by the woman's choice of attire -- a dominatrix-style, possibly edible outfit with a level of structural integrity similar to Janet Jackson's floppity flapjack Super Bowl ensemble.

Timberlake, this guy isn't holding back from expressing his terrified revulsion. And then there's this bullshit.

In this game of human shuffleboard, the player attempts to slide himself as close as possible to a woman's bikini'd mammaries without actually making contact.

He does, of course, at which point he is subjected to electric shock. It's basically what they did to Alex in A Clockwork Orange , but with a studio audience and presumably lovely parting gifts.

Don't you hate it when you're vacationing in Las Vegas, playing the slot machines while wearing nothing but a string bikini, and then all of a sudden you hit the jackpot and have no choice but to try to catch all the cascading coins in the gap between your jiggling boobs?

If you think that sounds like an unlikely scenario anywhere besides the sweaty imaginings of a lonely Scrooge McDuck , then you haven't been watching enough Japanese television.

Tollbooth employees are the scourge of most gentlemen's clubs. For all those outraged over the rampant sexism on American television, you really haven't seen anything until you've watched women objectified to the point of turning them into disposable casino nickel buckets.

Adding to the degradation, everyone in the clip seems somewhat nervous and unsure of how they even wound up there, with the forced smiles and uncomfortably long eye contact with the camera that's typical in the kind of movies in which Ron Jeremy shows up at the door with a pizza.

If you pay attention, even the background music an overdubbed Japanese version of Every Breath You Take by The Police evokes the grimly depressing atmosphere of a city-limits strip bar during lunch on a Wednesday.

But really, what better sign could there be for the Japanese economy than the emergence of a trend like yen bukkake? At least this show puts on a pretense of decency, despite what appears to be its true, underlying theme: "Should your fellatio skills prove unsatisfactory, you will be punished by having to inhale a cockroach.

After spending days to reach his target, he set the Guinness world record for the "longest time survived on competition winnings".

Nasubi lived in front of the camera, with only the possessions he won via the sweepstakes save for basic utilities such as running water , heating and electricity , and the stacks of postcards and magazines required for entering the sweepstakes.

Due to his nudity, an eggplant cartoon graphic covered his genitals when Nasubi was standing on camera. Nasubi believed that he was being recorded and the show would be re-broadcast later once the footage had been gathered.

In reality, the experiment was being livestreamed, with footage compiled and re-aired each week, complete with sound effects present at frequent intervals, especially to highlight his sadness and frustration.

At first, he received no food at all, drinking only water and losing weight. Eventually, he won some sugary drinks from his sweepstakes entries, then a bag of rice, and eventually survived for weeks on dog food he won.

He carried on conversations with a stuffed animal he adopted as his sensei. He never won clothing he could wear only ladies' underwear, that was too small , nor did he ever win anything to trim his growing facial hair.

He also won other prizes he was unable to use, like movie tickets and a bicycle both of which would have required him to exit the apartment to utilize.

When he won a television set, it was initially useless as there was no cable or antenna hookup in the apartment intentional by the producers out of fear he would discover he was already on TV , but it became useful when he later won a VCR for the two videotapes he had won previously and a Sony Playstation for the games and controllers he had won previously.

Upon reaching his goal, he was clothed and blindfolded and taken to a surprise location. Nasubi happily went along believing he was going to get a special prize for his year of hard work.

Every so often a Japanese show like last year's "Orgasm Wars" surfaces to remind the world that, when it comes to baffling, jaw-dropping game shows, Japan truly has no rival don't worry, the U.

Candy Or Not Candy? In this deliciously hilarious and straightforwardly titled game, celebrity contestants must guess which of several apparently inanimate objects are candy, and which are not candy.

They must then take a big, ravenous bite of the objects they believe to be candy, thus ending up with a yummy hunk of sugary goodness or a humiliating mouthful of whatever random item that actually is.

The candy is made from Japanese "sokkuri sweets" that can be molded into crazy-intricate shapes. Below, is he biting into any old picture frame, or one delectable piece of chocolate?

In "Orgasm Wars," gay men attempt to bring straight men to orgasm, and prove that But the narrators sure make it sound like the ultimate sexuality showdown.

Below, the straight contestant, who is also a porn star, swears that he will er, come out on top. So, after some introductions and trash talk, the challenge commences, each man trying to humiliate the other -- an apparent trend in Japanese game shows :.

Will one man's staunch heterosexuality be impeached by another man's sexual prowess? You'll have to find out for yourselves, cause we stopped watching.

Sexuality's a spectrum, dudes. In this charming bit of highbrow entertainment, a lube-soaked middle-aged man attempts to slide across a slippery row of young, bikini-clad women.

Marshmallow Rubber Band. Players are supposed to catch the marshmallows with their mouths, while their heads are attached to a rubber band.

If this isn't sickeningly funny for you to watch, you probably won't like many other Japanese game shows. Ah, yes. The classic trivia game, with a "loser gets a face full of winner's butt" twist.

It sounds like exactly what it is: The perfect consolation prize for anybody who's pissed they didn't qualify for luging in the Winter Olympics. Contestants are launched at enormous bowling pins and pushed down this sloped lane.

The finale of U. Human Tetris or "Brain Wall". Contestants must jump and maneuver their bodies through the moving gaps in the wall. Unfortunately, they are not human-friendly shaped gaps, so this game appears to be a lost cause.

That said, it's still pretty entertaining to watch.

When he won a television set, it was initially useless as there was no cable or antenna hookup in the apartment intentional by the producers out of fear he would discover he was already on TV , but it became useful when he later won a VCR for the two videotapes he had won previously and a Sony Playstation for the games and controllers he had won previously.

Upon reaching his goal, he was clothed and blindfolded and taken to a surprise location. Nasubi happily went along believing he was going to get a special prize for his year of hard work.

After they removed his blindfold, he found himself in South Korea where he was shown around town and taken to another apartment.

He was once again asked to take off his clothes and challenged to enter sweepstakes, this time to win enough money to afford a flight with Japan Airlines to return home.

When Nasubi quickly met this goal after several weeks of entering competitions, it was revised, this time to afford a ticket in first class , and this goal was also met in a matter of weeks.

When he had won enough to return to Japan he was blindfolded, clothed and taken to another apartment in Japan.

When the blindfold was removed, he looked around, sighed, and took all of his clothes off. At which point the walls of the apartment fell away to reveal that he was in a TV studio with a huge live audience.

Nasubi was confused by this, because he thought the show had not yet been broadcast. The entire ordeal lasted some 15 months, during which time his diaries on his experience of being locked away from the outside world became a best seller in Japan, and the TV show broke all records with 17 million viewers each Sunday night.

He reported being hot and sweaty wearing clothing after his ordeal, and for the first six months had difficulty carrying on conversations.

After the rigors he went through in order to become a famous comedian, Nasubi was unable to succeed in the variety TV world.

Instead, he became a local talent in his native Fukushima , as well as a dramatic stage actor, founding the stage troupe Eggplant Way, performing across Japan.

He also appeared in the game Shibuya Scramble. Nasubi reports that he is grateful for his experience and that the producer apologized to him.

The producer, Toshio Tsuchiya, says he has no regrets and confirms that he did apologize, and states that his goal is to produce miracles on film, and with Nasubi, that is what happened.

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So, like the dictionary, subs may seem to bind, but in the end used correctly , they set us free. Besides, if the worst comes to the worst, you can always ask someone to repeat, restate or clarify themselves in a conversation.

Two more points— 1 there are plenty of great shows that are subless. Those are two of the best shows ever made. A rewarding challenge for anyone wanting to go subless…although I guess you could just turn off the DVD subs where they do exist.

But when mining for sentences to enter into the SRS, unless you have absolute confidence something you should avoid having too too much of all the time , you should get written confirmation that you indeed heard what you think you heard.

Put another way, if what you heard is new enough to you that it warrants SRS entry…then it warrants confirmation by a third party of some kind.

Older people as a group whine too freaking much sometimes. Which is it? Text is a good thing. Text clarifies. So, get off our backs, older people!!

Anyway, thanks for commenting, Alec. Please feel free to comment any time. I does take some time though, at least for me, at my current level of Japanese.

But it was very frustrating not being able to understand the stories fully in Japanese. Wow Khatzumoto, you are a pro! That is a long list of Japanese shows..

Are the subs always just displayed as images on the screen, or sometimes available as separate text that can be processed on the computer?

Most Chinese shows come with Chinese subs they are the rule, rather than the exception , assuming you buy a release intended for a Chinese audience, as opposed to, say, an American or Japanese release sometimes, foreign releases come without Chinese subs…there are exceptions, but you need to be careful.

Ebay is a good place to get Chinese shows. Haha… :. Moment In Peking Chinese Paladin. Thanks Khatz! You answered my question!

I was planning on writing you about the woes of inaccurate subtitles. Thank you so much for the list. I found a movie with exact subs sort of by accident.

I assume that it was … uhm … borrowed from a Japanese version that had exact subs, and then just had Chinese subs slapped on as well, so that might be worth checking out.

I took your advice. You can pick up the first couple seasons of Sopranos here in Japan for really cheap, and can watch it dubbed in Japanese with Japanese subtitles.

Its sweet! TNG episodes. Khatzumoto, thanks for all your work, publishing some of your thoughts on language learning, and maintaining this site! Do you, by any chance, know of any American TV drama series or movies where the dubbed Japanese and Japanese subtitles do match?

Any chance of a blog post on this??? I have not so far come across any such show. The typical thinking thus far has been that the subtitles exist to explain the English dialogue, not to explain or transcribe the Japanese dialogue.

However, the Blu-Ray just arrived, and much to my dismay, it has absolutely no Japanese whatsoever, contrary to what it says on the box Japanese audio and subtitles.

I did a bit of research and exactly two Japanese people had the same disappointment I did. I can sign into some japanese virtual library, where I could read books history, culture related in japanese, please enlighten me.

I read most of his stuff in eng, but I want it in jap. Blessed is the day I stumbled upon your page, keep up the good work! Ah, thank you for your post.

I do agree though that subs are a great confirmation tool, and great for vocab, considering that I picked up a ton of words from translating text that I can hear easily now, that otherwise I never picked up on.

Does anyone know where I can get hold of any of these series in the UK for a reasonable price? If I may ask, how did you deal with this not-exactly-matching-subs problem when you were still learning Japanese?

You mention watching movies in Japanese a lot as an important part of the method, so was it a major problem for you?

Chris Not really. I just came to accept it. I reasoned that if Japanese people had not needed it to achieve fluency, then neither did I. Finally, subs may not always match speech, but they are usually close enough to serve as something to check against if and when one does decide to transcribe a some character dialog for entry into an SRS.

Last time I bought all english movies dubbed in japanese, so this time I tried to get a list of japanese movies… now I found out only one of them has subtitles haha, whew.

Before I saw the list, I was thinking about how the subtitles are pretty good and how it should be up there.

I also have noticed that most of the Studio Ghilbi productions do have subtitles and audio in both Japanese and English, but you go through those very quickly.

As a fan of anime, I am deeply saddened that only few of them have Japanese subtitles. I think they are missing out on a big market for students of Japanese….

I found that very helpful for picking up new vocab. I found a much cheaper way to get Japanese shows with exact subs.

The process for obtaining them may be a little tedious, but it saved me tons of money. So here we go:. My best luck is usually with spanish subs.

Do you know a good site to get japanese subs or no subs at all. Thanks a lot! Hope this helps: www.

And I confess.

Human Sites like pornmd. There were ten contestants in the first episode, with only one team game per Meet american girls. In this gamecontestants have a wall with cutouts in them coming towards them. That Sex porn video tube, it's far from completely dead. Wow Khatzumoto, you are a pro!

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